Frivolous lawsuit

tater

New Member
This is the best lawyer story of the year, decade and probably the century.

A Charlotte, NC, lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against fire among other things. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars and without yet having made even his first premium payment on the policy, the lawyer filed claim against the insurance company. In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost in a series of small fires. The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason: that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued....and won!

In delivering the ruling the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The Judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable
fire, and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the
insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000.00 to the lawyer for his loss of the rare cigars lost in the fires.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART... After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000.00 fine.

This is a true story and was the 1st place winner in the
recent Criminal
Lawyers Award Contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA
 

tater

New Member
I heard throught grapevine this is NOT a true story. My apologies. Still funny though. With all the non-sense these days, I would be inclined to believe it. I was hoping it was true. It would be nice to see a lawyer get boned for a change :biggrin:
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
Originally posted by tater
It would be nice to see a lawyer get boned for a change :biggrin:
Reminds me of the joke, "What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
 

Sharon

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Staff member
PREMO Member
A lawyer will stop screwing you when your dead.

What's the other difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
Vultures wait 'till you're dead to rip your heart out.

What is the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A leech will let go and drop off when its victim dies.

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

No offense Ken!
 
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justhangn

Guest
I didn't know either, but it's still funny as H

Keep smiling Ken, it makes everyone wonder what you're thinking. :biggrin:
 

Ken King

A little rusty but not crusty
PREMO Member
Originally posted by Sharon


No offense Ken!

None taken, subpoenas to follow. Just kidding. It is going to take so long before I get through school you guys will have already been fed upon by those leeches, vultures, and such.
 

Taz

Member
lawyers

Good one, tater!
How do you tell the difference between a dead possum in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the possum!
 
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Kizzy

Guest
I use to think lawyer jokes were mean until I worked for one for 2 years. :rolleyes:

I say they deserve every bit of it. Great story Tater. It may not be true but it did make me laugh.

:lol:
 
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