PeoplesElbow
Well-Known Member
I heard that Esperanza lanes filed a complaint with the Navy about it's bowling alley stealing it's business.
Dave, the base bowling alley didn't steal your customers you drove them away with:
1) Old outdated equipment that is always breaking down
2) Not maintaining your wooden alleys by having them sanded and flattened every year like a good bowling alley does, this destroys peoples expensive bowling balls and makes no serious bowler want to bowl there
3) The dirty bathrooms that are always the temperature of a meat locker, but given the filth in them I suppose it keeps the stink down
4) Your over priced fees, food, and drinks, you charge prices that a good bowling alley would charge, only your bowling alley is the Big Lots of bowling alleys
5) Your carpet is the dirtiest thing in St Marys county, the pad on the bottom of my right bowling shoe was black after just replacing it 4 weeks earlier
6) Your lack of a proshop
7) Pissing off all the potential customers for fear that their car will be towed while doing business with Hewitts.
There are quite a few people in St Marys that would rather drive to Prince Frederick or Waldorf for a league.
Dave, the base bowling alley didn't steal your customers you drove them away with:
1) Old outdated equipment that is always breaking down
2) Not maintaining your wooden alleys by having them sanded and flattened every year like a good bowling alley does, this destroys peoples expensive bowling balls and makes no serious bowler want to bowl there
3) The dirty bathrooms that are always the temperature of a meat locker, but given the filth in them I suppose it keeps the stink down
4) Your over priced fees, food, and drinks, you charge prices that a good bowling alley would charge, only your bowling alley is the Big Lots of bowling alleys
5) Your carpet is the dirtiest thing in St Marys county, the pad on the bottom of my right bowling shoe was black after just replacing it 4 weeks earlier
6) Your lack of a proshop
7) Pissing off all the potential customers for fear that their car will be towed while doing business with Hewitts.
There are quite a few people in St Marys that would rather drive to Prince Frederick or Waldorf for a league.
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