One Liners

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
These are from the Book of Lists:

"My grandfather died and left me $10 billion on the condition that I find a wife by Friday. Can I buy you a drink?"

"Excuse me, do you know where they're holding the Sexual Olympics this year? I'm a finalist in the 9-hour freestyle multiple-orgasm event."
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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Originally posted by frankie
Now I need help with great one liners, preferably by women.
What do you want to communicate with your one-liners? Pick up guys? Brush them off? Offend your mother?

More information is needed.
 

Bacall

New Member
Originally posted by vraiblonde
What do you want to communicate with your one-liners? Pick up guys? Brush them off? Offend your mother?

More information is needed.

You're right. I meant to come back and say this is for a group of teen age girls. The one liners need to be empowering or funny.
 

nomoney

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I've lost my puppy, can you help me look for him? I'm pretty sure he wandered into that motel room across the street.
 
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justhangn

Guest
Originally posted by frankie
You're right. I meant to come back and say this is for a group of teen age girls. The one liners need to be empowering or funny.


Originally posted by vraiblonde
What do you want to communicate with your one-liners?
More information is needed.


STILL :yeahthat:
 

CMC122

Go Braves!
Originally posted by frankie
You're right. I meant to come back and say this is for a group of teen age girls. The one liners need to be empowering or funny.
So you want a one liner to get a group of teenage girls:confused:
 

unixpirate

Pitty Party
Here's another one for ya

"During a domestic row, a husband said: 'Now let's talk this matter over reasonably.' Wife: 'No! That way you always win.'"
 
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Kain99

Guest
I Love This One!!

The mighty oak tree was once a little nut that held its ground.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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A personal favorite from The Stepford Wives:

Walter: Only castrating, Manhattan career #####es wear black. Is that what you want to be?

Joanna: Ever since I was a little girl.
 
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