Trump Named Employee of the Month

[nhboy]

" MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—Capping an extraordinary year for the former television host, the Kremlin has named Donald J. Trump its Employee of the Month for December.

“No one has worked more tirelessly for the glory of the Fatherland than Donald Trump,” the Russian President Vladimir Putin said in an official statement. “He has set a high bar for all Kremlin employees, and for that, we salute him.”

To mark the honor, Trump’s name will be added to a plaque that hangs in the hallway outside the Kremlin’s H.R. office.

According to Kremlin sources, Trump faced tough competition in the Employee of the Month voting, besting both Syrian President Bashar al-Assad and ExxonMobil’s C.E.O., Rex Tillerson.

Speaking to reporters at his Mar-a-Lago estate, in Florida, Trump called the award “a tremendous honor, just tremendous.” "

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/kremlin-names-trump-employee-of-the-month?mbid=social_twitter

 

[Pete]

Say it; "President Trump"

 

[Hijinx]

More fake news from our local purveyor of untruths.

 

[vraiblonde]

More fake news bull#### from (surprise surprise) the New Yorker disguised as "humor". Do they know their audience or what?

 

[Monello]

This New Yorker piece by Andy Borowitz just shows you just how deeply butt hurt some people are. I notice that as advertised they have yet failed in their promise to move if hillary lost the election. Andy will be quite busy the next 4 years.

Here's what flies a humor at the New Yorker. All these are Andy BH Borowitz articles.

[h=2]Putin to Sing at Trump Inauguration[/h]
[h=2]Putin Agrees to Receive Intelligence Briefings in Trump’s Place[/h]
[h=2]Stephen Hawking Angers Trump Supporters with Baffling Array of Long Words[/h]

4 long years for some people.

 

[Hijinx]

This New Yorker piece by Andy Borowitz just shows you just how deeply butt hurt some people are. I notice that as advertised they have yet failed in their promise to move if hillary lost the election. Andy will be quite busy the next 4 years.

Here's what flies a humor at the New Yorker. All these are Andy BH Borowitz articles.



4 long years for some people.

Say what you want about Putin, but he is no dummy. His latest move telling Obama he wouldn't respond to the ouster of some Russian Diplomats because he would wait for a real President to take office, was a burn Obama won't forget for a while.

 

[vraiblonde]

4 long years for some people.

Wouldn't it be great if their heads would really explode?

 

[PsyOps]

Wouldn't it be great if their heads would really explode?

You mean after they stick their heads in the oven?

 

[vraiblonde]

You mean after they stick their heads in the oven?

To contain the gore - great idea!

 

[PsyOps]

To contain the gore - great idea!

I hate cleaning the oven.

 

[Monello]

I hate cleaning the oven.

Most ovens today are self cleaning.

 

[PsyOps]

Most ovens today are self cleaning.

I doubt it would clean brain matter and skull chucks.

 

[Lurk]

I doubt it would clean brain matter and skull chucks.

So, who's gonna be putting brain matter in the ovens? Donks will be too busy trying to put skulls in there to be trying to find brain matter too.