Burglar IDed by his DNA

[Monello]

From a stool sample he left at the scene of the crime. This is the #2 worst way of being caught. He has a #### eating grin on his mug shot. You know the rookie detective had to fish out that sample. But he'll have an awesome story to tell the rest of his career.

A 42-year-old man who apparently used a bathroom in a Thousand Oaks home during a 2016 burglary was recently arrested after DNA evidence found in the toilet led police to him.

Thousand Oaks police responded to the home the day of the burglary and locate items that potentially contained the suspect’s DNA, the news release stated.
What they found was actually fecal matter left in an unflushed toilet

ain't that some ####

 

[GWguy]

This is the #2 worst way of being caught.

 

[Hijinx]

One has to wonder did he forget to flush or did he leave this sample on purpose because he is an arrogant and nasty individual.

Regardless what an ####### (pun intended).

 

[frequentflier]

Didn't his mama teach this $hitbag any manners? You always flush!