The Black Bra

b23hqb

b23hqb

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Pretty funny husband, eh?

BlackBra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men

by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask

over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here's how it all went........


My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather

bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my

dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office wearing a raincoat. Under it only

the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say

a word. He started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings,

stilettos and a mask over my eyes.When he came in the door and saw me he said...........

(you’re going to love this.)

"What's for dinner, Zorro?"

:lmao:
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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I thought for sure the punchline to that joke was going to be something along the lines of, "What are you doing borrowing your friend's lingerie?"
 
b23hqb

b23hqb

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GURPS said:
what is the point of the black bra if they are going commando :shrug:
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It's their fantasy, after all. They made the decision on what to wear, so.......I'd be down with with it if it was sprung on me.:buddies:
 
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