Religious jokes

BOP

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The only jokes you can tell about anyone anymore. Except Islam. Then you get death threats.

What is the difference between a Jehovah's Witness and a Dodge Truck? You can shut the door on the Jehovah's Witness.

The Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the head of the Church on earth. The Jews do not recognize Christ as the Messiah. The Baptists do not recognize each other.......at Hooters!

If you ever take a Mormon fishing, why do you take two Mormons instead of just one? Because if you only take one, he'll smoke all your cigarettes and drink all your beer.
 
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