"No, bacon does not make everything better," the Post wrote on Thursday. "I’m sorry, but everything is not better with bacon," wrote Tim Carman, the paper's food writer.
Carman takes aim at a Washington, D.C., institution -- the amazing grilled cheese sandwich at Stoney's, which include tomato, onions -- and bacon.
Wait, bacon is "mansplaining"?
But back to the bacon hater.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/28876/washington-post-crosses-line-no-bacon-does-not-joseph-curl
Carman takes aim at a Washington, D.C., institution -- the amazing grilled cheese sandwich at Stoney's, which include tomato, onions -- and bacon.
"t’s no secret that Stoney’s super grilled cheese sandwich is a thing of beauty, starting with its fat slices of rustic white bread, as crackly as an FM station on the western plains of Nebraska. The kitchen knows to lay the cheese on thick, too, so that the neon orange slices of American provide a gooey contrast to the bread, to the sting of the red onions and to the hint of acid hiding in the tomatoes.
The sandwich’s lone misstep? Its bacon, the party crasher of ingredients, the one that shows up and trashes the place. As it does with almost everything it touches, the bacon treats the rest of the grilled cheese sandwich as a captive audience, there only to listen to it mansplain the superiority of smoky strips of cured pork belly.
The sandwich’s lone misstep? Its bacon, the party crasher of ingredients, the one that shows up and trashes the place. As it does with almost everything it touches, the bacon treats the rest of the grilled cheese sandwich as a captive audience, there only to listen to it mansplain the superiority of smoky strips of cured pork belly.
Wait, bacon is "mansplaining"?
But back to the bacon hater.
... [J] ust as every activity in life isn’t improved by sex, every dish from the kitchen is not improved with bacon. The Internet, of course, will tell you otherwise.
https://www.dailywire.com/news/28876/washington-post-crosses-line-no-bacon-does-not-joseph-curl
