Originally posted by watercolor23
It would be to cold down at the cottage anyway...for some of those who we know would have those sultry costumes on
so why do you not like halloween...I cant bring ya some candy...."Come here little boy, I will promise you some candy....."
Now...THAT'S another story!!!
Two main reasons I hate Halloween:
1) People that have REALLY good costumes. Ones that are so good you can't tell who they are. They stand in a corner and won't even talk to you. I HATE THAT!
2) Guys who dress up in drag and enjoy it just a LITTLE too much. Their weird underlying fetishes come out of the woodwork and I HATE THAT!
Other, more minor reasons:
1) The only part of candy corn I like is the very tip (the white part).
2) Can't stand Apple Cider
3) Bobbing for Apples is ridiculous, and a sure way to start November with a sinus infection.
4) Costumes are usually hot, and get in the way of my valuable drinking time.
5) Rugrats who don't even know what "trick or treat" means, yet still coming to my door to try to extort candy from me.
One good thing in Halloween's favor:
1) Women have a tendency to enjoy the whole "I"m not really me tonight" thing, and they can tend to be a bit more open with their behavior.
A good prank to play the night before Halloween:
Go to the grocery store and buy one box of razor blades and one bag of apples. Take them to the checkout line and watch everyone's reaction.
Halloween....HUMBUG!