420 pound woman gives birth...

[ylexot]

...shocked that she was pregnant!
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf

April Branum went to her local emergency room Monday night complaining of stomach pain and emerged with the biggest shock of her life. She was pregnant with a full-term fetus.
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"Usually you can tell if you're pregnant, but with me, I couldn't tell," the 39-year-old Garden Grove resident said Thursday, pointing to her belly and explaining that, at about 420 pounds, she was so large that no one – including herself – could tell she had carried a baby to term.

 

[itsbob]

...shocked that she was pregnant!
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf

That was one big bag of flour..

 

[donbarzini]

That was one big bag of flour..

 

[LordStanley]

Shocked that someone was able to get in far enough to impregnate her!

 

[Kyle]

:shudder:













:steelwool:







rbitalsander:

 

[donbarzini]

:shudder:













:steelwool:







rbitalsander:

:sandblaster:

 

[mizteresa1965]

ugh......my lunch tasted better the first time.............

 

[itsbob]

She named the baby after the person that allowed her to get pregnant..

Anheuser..

 

[hvp05]

Anheuser..

As our Liberal forum members would say: "That's better than naming it Busch!"

 

[nachomama]

...shocked that she was pregnant!
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf

This story reminds me of a video text message I got last week. I'm still having visual nightmares during the day from that one.

 

[Pete]

This story reminds me of a video text message I got last week. I'm still having visual nightmares during the day from that one.

My underwear pic is really getting around

 

[nachomama]

My underwear pic is really getting around

I certainly hope that wasn't you...

 

[Kyle]

I pity the delivery room staff.

 

[hvp05]

... her lifestyle working as a baby sitter of six children.

How in the heck does she manage that? Would you leave your children with someone that can barely move?

Some of the comments on the site are pretty funny... like this:

Hopefully she won't eat the baby by mistake.

Twinkie, Twinkie, doughnut, baby, cupcake... oops.

 

[mv_princess]

...shocked that she was pregnant!
http://www.ocregister.com/ocregister/homepage/abox/article_1596265.php?tftf

You did read the part about where she had tried bypass surgery but it didn't work out so well. But she had lost some weight.

 

[LordStanley]

You did read the part about where she had tried bypass surgery but it didn't work out so well. But she had lost some weight.

I like the part where they said they couldnt afford a baby at this time...

Hey I got an Idea... Starve the fat chick and feed the baby

 

[mv_princess]

I like the part where they said they couldnt afford a baby at this time...

Hey I got an Idea... Starve the fat chick and feed the baby

Yeah really. But you have enough money to get a puppy.

that daddy is supper skinny too...I am kinda (*only a little bit*) wondering how that all worked...

 

[LordStanley]

Yeah really. But you have enough money to get a puppy.

that daddy is supper skinny too...I am kinda (*only a little bit*) wondering how that all worked...

Simple physics my dear..... The skinnier the dude, the easier it is to get between the roles...

 

[mv_princess]

Simple physics my dear..... The skinnier the dude, the easier it is to get between the roles...

I guess.

I would also guess this is why I was never good at physics

 

[LordStanley]

I guess.

I would also guess this is why I was never good at physics

And you have never been that fat to test it out.....