gemma_rae
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A milkman is making his deliveries and finds a note attached to a customer's door saying, "I need 45 gallons of milk."
He knocks at the door and a lady answers it.
"Forty-five gallons of milk. Is this a mistake?" the milkman asks.
"No," she says, "I was watching a talk show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really?" replies the milkman. "Do you need that pasteurized?"
"No, up to my chest will be fine."
He knocks at the door and a lady answers it.
"Forty-five gallons of milk. Is this a mistake?" the milkman asks.
"No," she says, "I was watching a talk show and it said bathing in milk is a good aphrodisiac."
"Really?" replies the milkman. "Do you need that pasteurized?"
"No, up to my chest will be fine."