Oh Lord! The irony is killing me!
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FromTexas
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Mikeinsmd said:
That sounds like a Michael Crichton novel. The world is facing the best environment ever and it turns out that global warming is natural afterall! Now, our cleaner air is on the verge of killing us if science can't find out how to quickly recreate 100 years of pollution!!!
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Bruzilla
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And then the dinosaurs come back!
Quick! Everyone light up a cigarette and jump in your SUV!!!
Tinkerbell
Baby blues
*singing* I can see clearly now, the smog is gone.... 
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Now just relax....
...warmer temps ALSO tend to raise humidity some which in turn will increase cloud cover which will in turn decrease temperature which will in turn make for a more moderate climate which in turn will increase atmospheric ozone content which in turn will trap reflective sunlight which in turn will tend to heat the planet and cause for some volitile conditions and disruptrive weather patterns such as the infamous El Ninos et al which will in turn cause some areas to have colder than nornal temperatures leading to increase energy need for heating while other areas will experience increased average temperatures which will lead, again, to increased energy concumption but htis time for cooling which will lead in turn to increased CO2 emissions which is great for plant life which in turn will both heat and cool the planet at the same time which will lead to increased knowledge of what happened weatherwise 2,000,000,000 years ago which will in turn explain our unusually cool spring this year which will in turn expalin why my sales are down which explains why I'm a bit hot under the collar and looking forward to going to a even hotter beach this summer which will either have increased or decreased wave levels an thus I will go inside, turn the AC to 10 and crack open Corona after Corona until it's time to stagger down the street to get some more limes. With any luck at all I will step on a pop top and blow out my flip flop.
Anyone catch the forecast for tomorrow?
...warmer temps ALSO tend to raise humidity some which in turn will increase cloud cover which will in turn decrease temperature which will in turn make for a more moderate climate which in turn will increase atmospheric ozone content which in turn will trap reflective sunlight which in turn will tend to heat the planet and cause for some volitile conditions and disruptrive weather patterns such as the infamous El Ninos et al which will in turn cause some areas to have colder than nornal temperatures leading to increase energy need for heating while other areas will experience increased average temperatures which will lead, again, to increased energy concumption but htis time for cooling which will lead in turn to increased CO2 emissions which is great for plant life which in turn will both heat and cool the planet at the same time which will lead to increased knowledge of what happened weatherwise 2,000,000,000 years ago which will in turn explain our unusually cool spring this year which will in turn expalin why my sales are down which explains why I'm a bit hot under the collar and looking forward to going to a even hotter beach this summer which will either have increased or decreased wave levels an thus I will go inside, turn the AC to 10 and crack open Corona after Corona until it's time to stagger down the street to get some more limes. With any luck at all I will step on a pop top and blow out my flip flop.
Anyone catch the forecast for tomorrow?
Larry Gude
Strung Out
No...
...if you closely follow the 'and then' chain you will find clear ecological justification for lighting up a coal buring chimmney and stoke that bad boy with butter, popcorn butter at that, and PCB's and chemical waste and...
FromTexas said:
...if you closely follow the 'and then' chain you will find clear ecological justification for lighting up a coal buring chimmney and stoke that bad boy with butter, popcorn butter at that, and PCB's and chemical waste and...
Otter
Nothing to see here
Larry Gude
Strung Out
Reading...
...Seuss causes siezures.
Which cause global warming.
otter said:
...Seuss causes siezures.
Which cause global warming.
Railroad
Routinely Derailed
You folks crack me up!!! Larry, that was the best run-on sentence I've seen in many moons.
Einstein said "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
So what the heck do any of us really know? We know what we think we know, that's what.
Einstein said "As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
So what the heck do any of us really know? We know what we think we know, that's what.