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But wait, there's more...
Five Canadian Surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to
operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, Because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those Guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over."
But the fifth surgeon (from Ottawa) shut them all up when he observed:
"You' are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the ass are interchangeable."
operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, Because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction
workers...those Guys always understand when you have a few parts left
over."
But the fifth surgeon (from Ottawa) shut them all up when he observed:
"You' are all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and
the ass are interchangeable."