Q: What's the difference between Kobe Bryant and Christopher Reeves.
A: Kobe will walk.
Q: What does a NASCAR couple have in common?
A: Their DNA!
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: How did the blonde get her ears pierced?
A: Answering the stapler.
Government Announcement:
The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
The condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
(a repeat, but still funny.)
A: Kobe will walk.
Q: What does a NASCAR couple have in common?
A: Their DNA!
Q. How do you know if a Chinese person has robbed your house?
A. Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: How did the blonde get her ears pierced?
A: Answering the stapler.
Government Announcement:
The government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.
The condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually getting screwed.
(a repeat, but still funny.)