6 Truths of Life

[Baja28]

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.








2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.









3. And discover that #1 is a lie.










4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.









5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.








6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.


I apologize about this, but I'm an idiot and I needed company

 

[twinoaks207]

Ahhh, you know us so well!

Relax, you're not alone!

 

[GWguy]

You know when you go into a test, the instructor always says, "Read the entire test before starting." For the first time, I read the whole thing first.

My momma didn't raise no fool.

Sorry Baja....

 

[Gwydion]

I CAN TOUCH ALL MY TEETH WITH MY TONGUE, I AM AWESOME.

^^
That was going to be my reply to this post before I finished reading it.

 

[edinsomd]

3 Truths, no tricks!

1. Never eat a diner called "Mom's".

2. Don't gamble with a man named "Doc".

3. Never EVER drink anything that's on fire.

Trust me on these,
Ed