6 ways to get the sex you want

High EGT

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"Any athlete will tell you that the key to reaching peak performance is to relax and to maintain your self-confidence when the big moment arrives. And any good coach knows he must boost his player’s self-esteem while still pointing out where he needs to improve. It’s a difficult trick on the ball field, an even harder one in the bedroom."

6 ways to get the sex you want from your man - TODAY: Relationships - MSNBC.com

God's speed buddy and enjoy

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High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Gave that up decades ago but since you seem to lead a sedentary life I thought you might benefit.
 

migtig

aka Mrs. Giant
What a load of horse puckey.

Just take off your clothes in the living room and walk naked to the bedroom and you'll get some. :shrug:
 
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