#7. Slash's Top Hat And Hair Is To Ward Off Stage Fright
#6. David Bowie's Crazy Eyes Are The Result Of A Punch To The Face
#5. Michael Jackson's Glove Was To Hide His Skin Condition
#4. Hank Williams Jr.'s Mountain-Man Look Is Oddly Ironic
#3. Chuck Berry's Duckwalk Was Because Of A Fashion Faux Pas
#2. Sinead O'Connor's Shaved Head Was A Sexual-Harassment Deterrent
#1. Bono Wears Sunglasses Because He Has Glaucoma
