jlabsher
Sorry about that chief.
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772 lb. Woman Sues Pubic Housing Authority
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justhangn
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Uh huh, don't feed the cow until she can walk out of the apartment on her own. 
Reminds me of the "yo momma" jokes
Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house no one can get inside.
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo momma's so fat, when she sits around the house no one can get inside.
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac
Yo momma's so fat,
when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials
Yo momma's so fat,
the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please
Yo momma's so fat,
when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to a restaurant she gets and estimate
Yo momma's so fat,
at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.
Yo momma's so fat,
she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
Yo momma's so fat,
Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
Yo momma's so fat,
she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
Yo mama so fat,
that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
Yo momma's so fat,
I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
Yo mama' so fat,
she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Yo momma's so fat,
they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
Yo momma's so fat,
she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
Yo momma's so fat,
the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
Yo momma's so fat,
her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
Yo momma's so fat,
all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"
Yo momma's so fat,
when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
Yo momma's so fat,
instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.
Yo momma's so fat,
when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
Yo momma's so fat,
when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
Yo momma's so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Yo momma's so fat,
she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo momma's so fat,
a picture of her fell off the wall!
Yo momma's so fat,
her picture takes two frames.
Yo momma's so fat,
her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Okay but, JLab, you're a semi-liberal. This is one of the things that liberals want - for people like this woman to be accommodated at taxpayer expense. 
I should go post this at the DU and see if I can corner anyone.
I should go post this at the DU and see if I can corner anyone.
*whew*
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Kizzy
Guest
I heard last week on the news that several health interest groups are trying to get OBESITY listed as a disease, which would mean, health insurance companies would have to provide treatments to those who are classified as obese.
Experts generally consider a BMI below 20 to be underweight and a BMI of 20 to 25 to be healthy. BMIs of 25 to 30 are generally considered overweight while a BMI over 30 is generally considered very overweight (obese).
Body Mass Index Calculator
Experts generally consider a BMI below 20 to be underweight and a BMI of 20 to 25 to be healthy. BMIs of 25 to 30 are generally considered overweight while a BMI over 30 is generally considered very overweight (obese).
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thats just mean....