Driver's Ed?
After having been in Maryland for a year and a half, I was convinced until I read the first post that driver's education was not in the vernacular, never mind the curriculum. Don’t get me wrong; beautiful state, nice people, I’m just having a hard time acclimating to the driving habits here. I’ve driven cars, trucks, pickups, motorcycles, bicycles all over this country, including some of the largest cities in this country, for nigh on 35 or so years, and I’ve learned things in Maryland that I ain’t never learned.
For instance, I now know that the inside lane is the designated slow lane; that you risk shaking fists, flying fingers, screaming, dirty looks, aggressive tail-gating, being cut off, and thrown objects (as well as death, dismemberment, and random nuclear strikes) if you try to drive at or near the speed limit (for me, about +5 mph) in the right hand lane. Little did I know, in my cosmopolitan naiveté, that the right lane here, along with any convenient turn lanes, is actually the passing lane!
The other one I’ve not seen any documentation on, but must be part of the driving code is the one where a 45 MPH sign means: “slam your gas pedal to the floorboard as hard as you can, and begin making evasive maneuvers by weaving in and out of traffic as fast as possible.” Silly me; I thought that sign meant SLOW DOWN. *sigh*
I’ve also noticed that if you pretend you don’t see other drivers, you don’t have to yield the right-of-way to them, even though they were at the intersection first.
Oh, and if you pretend you didn’t notice the traffic controls at the intersection you are at, you can do any of the following (though certainly not limited to): change lanes in the middle of an intersection; go through a red light if you pretend you’re turning right, but jig back to the left (psych!); go through a red light if you can remember when it was a different color. You can make u-turns where the signs say either “no u-turn,” or “right (left) turn ONLY” – I guess if it doesn’t say “no u-turn,” that means you can if you feel like it. I have seen more than one person here come to an intersection, and not even pretend to stop at the red light (left turn), and proceed to make a u-turn, not only against the red light, but against a “no u-turn” sign.
So, I guess I, too, at 50 years of age, am going to be looking for driver’s ed. classes - clearly I have a lot to learn.