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They call me ... Sarcasmo
A woman walks into the vets office with a limp duck.
She tells the vet that she found her duck in this condition this morning. The vet takes his stethoscope and listens, no heartbeat.
"Ma'am I'm sorry, your duck is dead." he says.
"NO! I want a second opinion." she cries.
The vet goes into another room and brings in a black lab. The dog sniffs the duck looks at the vet drops his head and shakes it. The vet then goes and gets a cat from another room. The cat paws at the duck, looks at the vet then shakes his head.
The woman finally accepts the fact that her duck is dead and gets ready to leave. The vet hands her the bill for services rendered, $800.00.
"800.00, but my duck is dead!" she screams.
The doctor replies,"I gave you my opinion and it would've been only $50.00, the other $750.00 is for the lab report and cat scan."
She tells the vet that she found her duck in this condition this morning. The vet takes his stethoscope and listens, no heartbeat.
"Ma'am I'm sorry, your duck is dead." he says.
"NO! I want a second opinion." she cries.
The vet goes into another room and brings in a black lab. The dog sniffs the duck looks at the vet drops his head and shakes it. The vet then goes and gets a cat from another room. The cat paws at the duck, looks at the vet then shakes his head.
The woman finally accepts the fact that her duck is dead and gets ready to leave. The vet hands her the bill for services rendered, $800.00.
"800.00, but my duck is dead!" she screams.
The doctor replies,"I gave you my opinion and it would've been only $50.00, the other $750.00 is for the lab report and cat scan."
