Thrilling First Experience...

[BuddyLee]

I'm working at the law firm today and they sent me, for the first time ever, to the detention center to have an inmate sign some paperwork. Needless to say, I was by my railed body self.

I have to admit that I was a bit intimidated by all the heavy steel doors, security, panic buttons, and so on. In any matter of the case, the fellow turned out to be alright.

...I was waiting for him to take a swing for me and dash for the door though.

 

[Pete]

I thought you finally got your cherry popped. :janey:

 

[BS Gal]

I'm working at the law firm today and they sent me, for the first time ever, to the detention center to have an inmate sign some paperwork. Needless to say, I was by my railed body self.

I have to admit that I was a bit intimidated by all the heavy steel doors, security, panic buttons, and so on. In any matter of the case, the fellow turned out to be alright.

...I was waiting for him to take a swing for me and dash for the door though.

You are such a brave little soldier, BL.

 

[BuddyLee]

I thought you finally got your cherry popped. :janey:

Next year, hopefully.

 

[Pete]

Next year, hopefully.

Do you still want me to talk to your GF?

 

[Lugnut]

Next year, hopefully.

But not at the detention center!

 

[BuddyLee]

Do you still want me to talk to your GF?

She just got a job at the nursery center at the hospital.

 

[BuddyLee]

But not at the detention center!

There were a few cuties there...

...but they also looked like they were mid-way through a cocaine detox.

Buttaface. Everything butta face.

 

[Pete]

She just got a job at the nursery center at the hospital.

uh o, pretty soon she is going to want one of her own

 

[Ponytail]

There were a few cuties there...

...but they also looked like they were mid-way through a cocaine detox.

Buttaface. Everything butta face.

i'm curious, which county?

 

[Dupontster]

I thought you finally got your cherry popped.

Maybe he did at the jail....
I likes me some skinny white boys....
Can you squeal like a piggy?

 

[BuddyLee]

uh o, pretty soon she is going to want one of her own

She keeps having these "baby dreams" too. I just thank God I'm this studly virgin. I think I'm keeping her at bay with this outdated early 90's spikey fro I don.

 

[BuddyLee]

i'm curious, which county?

Good ole St. Mary's.

 

[Nanny Pam]

Next year, hopefully.

Hey BL....make sure ...oh, nevermind.

 

[itsbob]

I thought you finally got your cherry popped. :janey:

He did, he just didn't tell us the part where Bubba made him a biatch yet..

 

[Ponytail]

She keeps having these "baby dreams" too. I just thank God I'm this studly virgin. I think I'm keeping her at bay with this outdated early 90's spikey fro I don.

you can easily improve your ability to repel by letting the hair on the back of your head grow and sport that "Joe Dirt" Mullet! :shrug: I did. And I can tell you without a doubt that it works..in most places.

 

[itsbob]

So did three shots of Jack Daniels kill the taste??

 

[Pete]

So did three shots of Jack Daniels kill the taste??

And you know this how?

 

[Ponytail]

So did three shots of Jack Daniels kill the taste??

 

[BuddyLee]

So did three shots of Jack Daniels kill the taste??

He thought I had pretty Aerosmith lips.

Before he could get close enough I gave him the look, you know, one of these deals. lol