Let me throw this into the mix and see what comes out...
Here' a Plan..!
I have never before been a student of "Isolationism", but
given current events, this sounds like a great idea!!!
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs"
won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read
them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know
Germany, Italy, Israel and the rest of them 'good old boys'.
We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea, Philippines and the
middle east. They don't want us there anyway. We would
station our troops at our borders. No more sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in at all. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone at
anytime for any reason.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 clerks .
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F" and
it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
$10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, let em try and
sell it some place else..
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we will not " interfere." They can pray to Allah,
Budda or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if any, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
Here' a Plan..!
I have never before been a student of "Isolationism", but
given current events, this sounds like a great idea!!!
I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not
heard of one plan for peace. " Books, not Bombs"
won't work. The head mullahs won't let anyone read
them. If they do, they poke their eyes out.
Here's the plan:
1) The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You know
Germany, Italy, Israel and the rest of them 'good old boys'.
We will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea, Philippines and the
middle east. They don't want us there anyway. We would
station our troops at our borders. No more sneaking through
holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs
together and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After
90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported
immediately, regardless of who or where they are.
France would welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit. No one
from a terrorist nation would be allowed in at all. If you
don't like it there, change it yourself, don't hide here.
Asylum would not ever be available to anyone at
anytime for any reason.
We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 clerks .
5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "F" and
it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort to become self
sufficient energy wise. This will include developing
nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The
caribou will have to cope for a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries
$10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, let em try and
sell it some place else..
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in
the world, we will not " interfere." They can pray to Allah,
Budda or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever
they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or
given to the army. The people who need it most get very little,
if any, anyway.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place.
We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides,
it would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
