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PelyKat
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A.A. Joke
Jake and Tom were good friends for a long while and both attended Alcoholics Anonymous in their sobriety. The day came when they began to worry about their mortality. Jake suggested that they make a pact that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if they have A.A. in heaven b'cuz they both wanted to know.
Eventually the day rolled around when old Tom died. Jake continued on in his sobriety attending A.A. meetings and missing his old friend. Soon it happened. Tom came back to visit Jake with his message.
"Tom, you came back!" said Jake, "so tell me, do they have A.A. in heaven?"
Pondering for a moment Tom replied, "I have good news and I have bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Jake.
"Well," Tom responded, "they do have A.A. in heaven."
"That's great!" said Jake, "so what's the bad news?"
"You're speaking at the meeting tonight..."
Jake and Tom were good friends for a long while and both attended Alcoholics Anonymous in their sobriety. The day came when they began to worry about their mortality. Jake suggested that they make a pact that whoever died first would come back and tell the other if they have A.A. in heaven b'cuz they both wanted to know.
Eventually the day rolled around when old Tom died. Jake continued on in his sobriety attending A.A. meetings and missing his old friend. Soon it happened. Tom came back to visit Jake with his message.
"Tom, you came back!" said Jake, "so tell me, do they have A.A. in heaven?"
Pondering for a moment Tom replied, "I have good news and I have bad news."
"Tell me the good news first," said Jake.
"Well," Tom responded, "they do have A.A. in heaven."
"That's great!" said Jake, "so what's the bad news?"
"You're speaking at the meeting tonight..."