A blind joke :)

[mudpuddle]

A blind man is sitting on a park bench. A rabbi sits down next to him.

The rabbi is chomping on a piece of matzah. Taking pity on the blind
man, he breaks off a piece and gives it to the blind man.

Several minutes later, the blind man turns, taps the rabbi on the
shoulder, and asks, "Who wrote this crap?"

 

[Larry Gude]

I give you credit for even attempting that one around here.

 

[mudpuddle]

I give you credit for even attempting that one around here.

Hi!
I am not that familiar with the forumites here...are there any Jewish here?
I love Jewish people!

 

[Larry Gude]

Hi!
I am not that familiar with the forumites here...are there any Jewish here?
I love Jewish people!

Not very many so, it's not a joke that would readily be 'got'.

 

[mudpuddle]

A matzah is equivalent to a giant saltine cracker that measures approximately 8" x 10".
I was born and raised in Philly and we had them at every supermarket!
Now, I have my sister bring me some when she is visiting!