Larry Gude
Strung Out
...American, a Russian, and a brunette American were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The brunette said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "Yeah! And we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the brunette looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"No, silly!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
The brunette said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "Yeah! And we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the brunette looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away.... Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida ?????"
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting!
Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, "PULL OVER!"
"No, silly!" the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF!"
Thanks, Pal!
....you know I love me some blondes.........