A Boys Confession

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Bless Me Father For I Have Sinned..i Have
Been With A Loose Girl.
The Priest Asks: Is That You Little Joey?
Yes Father It Is
And Who Was The Girl You Were With?
I Can't Tell You Father....i Don't Want To Ruin Her Reputation
Well Joey I Am Going To Find Out So You Might As Well Tell Me
Was It Tina Minnetti?
I Cannot Say.
Was It Teresa Mazzarelli?
I'll Never Tell
Was It Nina Cappelli?
I Am Sorry But I Cannot Name Her
Was It Cathy Piriano?
My Lips Are Sealed
Was It Rosa Di Angelo Then?
Please Father I Cannot Tell You

You Are Very Tight Lipped Joey And I Admire That, But You Have Sinned And I
Have To Atone. You Cannot Be An Altar Boy For 4 Months. Now You Go And Behave
Yourself!

Joey Walks Back To His Friends And They Whisper....what Did You Get?

Joey Says.....4 Months Vacation And 5 Good Leads..............
 
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