Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night & have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out & make love for the first time.
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
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The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.
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A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time & the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time & all.
* * * * * * * * *
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house & meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"
* * * * * * * * *
The boy goes inside & is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.
* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, & the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.
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10 minutes pass, & still no movement from the boy.
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Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."
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The boy turns, & whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
