a bus full

[J.South]

One day, a bus full of horrendously ugly people was accidentally driven of a cliff. Everyone died. In heaven, God yelled to them "I realize you have been shunned by society when you were alive, so I will grant each of you one wish!". The ugly people formed a big plan at the Pearly Gates, each of them making a wish: to be pretty and handsome and suave.

One guy at the back started laughing. It started as a chuckle but began increasing as the line progressed. When it was his turn, he was about to fall on the floor. When he finally got a breath out, he laughed " make 'em all ugly again!"

 

[DoWhat]

One day, a bus full of horrendously ugly people was accidentally driven of a cliff. Everyone died. In heaven, God yelled to them "I realize you have been shunned by society when you were alive, so I will grant each of you one wish!". The ugly people formed a big plan at the Pearly Gates, each of them making a wish: to be pretty and handsome and suave.

One guy at the back started laughing. It started as a chuckle but began increasing as the line progressed. When it was his turn, he was about to fall on the floor. When he finally got a breath out, he laughed " make 'em all ugly again!"

And I thought Tonio was bad.

 

[Tonio]

One day, a bus full of Tonios was accidentally driven of a cliff. Everyone died. In heaven, God yelled to them "I realize you have been shunned by society because of your lack of a sense of humor, so I will grant each of you one wish!" The Tonios formed a big plan at the Pearly Gates, each of them making a wish: to be funny and witty.

One guy at the back started laughing. It started as a chuckle but began increasing as the line progressed. When it was his turn, he was about to fall on the floor. When he finally got a breath out, he laughed "Make 'em all tards again!"

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[jazz lady]

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One day, a bus full of Tonios was accidentally driven of a cliff. Everyone died. In heaven, God yelled to them "I realize you have been shunned by society because of your lack of a sense of humor, so I will grant each of you one wish!" The Tonios formed a big plan at the Pearly Gates, each of them making a wish: to be funny and witty.

One guy at the back started laughing. It started as a chuckle but began increasing as the line progressed. When it was his turn, he was about to fall on the floor. When he finally got a breath out, he laughed "Make 'em all tards again!"

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This must have been a true story.