A Country War

[unixpirate]

A Tennessee man and an Alabama man were fighting in a war, and both were caught by the enemy.
"Before I put you to death," said the enemy, "do you have any last requests?"

The Alabama man said, "Could you shoot me after you play the song 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

"Sure," the man agreed. "How about you?"

The Tennessee man said, "Could you shoot me before you play 'Yeah, Alabama?'"

 

[Kyle]

 

[stgislander]

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That was a CSI episode back in the day.

 

[Merlin99]

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If you put that on a swivel it would make a good mortar.

 

[Gilligan]

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Our mailbox is mounted on a 1/2" thick steel plate welded to top of a 16' long piece of 2-1/2" pipe, driven 11' in the ground. We had an issue with the mailbox vandals around here...now we don't. ;-)