A Doctor in Newfoundland

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ServiceGuy

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A Doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so
he approached his assistant. "Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and
don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic
and take care of all me patients".

"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,
Garge, How was your day?"

Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, Sir" says Garge.

"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks
the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters.
Like a flame, she undresses herself,
taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on
the table. She spreads her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I
have not seen any man!'"

"Tunderin' lard Jesus Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"I put drops in her eyes."
 
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