A few Groaners..

[SeaRide]

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.<br>
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Q: What do you give a lemon when it’s hurt?<br>
A: Lemonade.<br>
<br>Parachute for sale. No strings attached.<br>
A bachelor is a man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.<br>
<br>The sign on the escalator door read, “This escalator is out of whack.” By the next day someone used a crayon to add “More whack is on order.”<br>
<br>Q: What kind of horses do ghosts ride?<br>
A: Nightmares<br>
<br>Q: What 2 words contain hundreds of letters?<br>
A: Post Office<br>

 

[Sharon]

The sign on the escalator door read, “This escalator is out of whack.” By the next day someone used a crayon to add “More whack is on order.”