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Set Trippin
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant.
"No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sunrise. He saw the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yelled out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yelled back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man said, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy said, "Gonna catch me some chickens."
The old man yelled, "You damn fool... you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The young boy just laughed and kept walking.
That evening at sunset the boy came walking by and to the old man's surprise he was dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The same time the next morning, the old man was out watching the sun rise again, and saw the boy walk by, carrying something kind of round in his hands.
The old man yelled out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yelled back, "A roll of duck tape."
The old man replied, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy said, "Gonna catch me some ducks, mister."
The old man hollered back, "You damn fool...you can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The boy just laughed and kept walking past.
That night around sunset, the boy walked on his way home, and to the old man's amazement the boy trailed behind him the unrolled tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man saw the boy walking by carrying a bunch of long reeds with something fuzzy on the ends.
The old man said, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy said, "Pussy Willows."
"Wait up.... I'll get my hat…."
"No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"
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An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the sunrise. He saw the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm.
He yelled out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yelled back, "Roll of chicken wire."
The old man said, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy said, "Gonna catch me some chickens."
The old man yelled, "You damn fool... you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!" The young boy just laughed and kept walking.
That evening at sunset the boy came walking by and to the old man's surprise he was dragging behind him the chicken wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
The same time the next morning, the old man was out watching the sun rise again, and saw the boy walk by, carrying something kind of round in his hands.
The old man yelled out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy yelled back, "A roll of duck tape."
The old man replied, "What you gonna do with that?"
The boy said, "Gonna catch me some ducks, mister."
The old man hollered back, "You damn fool...you can't catch ducks with duct tape!" The boy just laughed and kept walking past.
That night around sunset, the boy walked on his way home, and to the old man's amazement the boy trailed behind him the unrolled tape with about 35 ducks caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man saw the boy walking by carrying a bunch of long reeds with something fuzzy on the ends.
The old man said, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
The boy said, "Pussy Willows."
"Wait up.... I'll get my hat…."