A Funny God Joke.

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:coffee: This is a joke that was heard on T.V. some many years ago and it is not quoted exactly here but has been changed to make it more clear and more funny too.

:yay: Once upon a time, a man had a discussion with God. The man asked the great Creator why, why did He make the females to be so soft and smooth and sweet?Then the Almighty gave answer that He made women that way so that the men would like them. Then the man asked again and said why did He make the women to be so beautiful and irresistable? So God replied again by saying that they were made that way so that the men would like the females. So then the man asked most certainly that if that is correct then why, why were the women made to be so stupid? Then the great Creator gave his final reply that they were made that way so that the females would like the men too.

Ha, Ha, Ha........... :lmao: ............. :lmao:
 
Crabby Old Lady

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JPC said:
:coffee: This is a joke that was heard on T.V. some many years ago and it is not quoted exactly here but has been changed to make it more clear and more funny too.

:yay: Once upon a time, a man had a discussion with God. The man asked the great Creator why, why did He make the females to be so soft and smooth and sweet?Then the Almighty gave answer that He made women that way so that the men would like them. Then the man asked again and said why did He make the women to be so beautiful and irresistable? So God replied again by saying that they were made that way so that the men would like the females. So then the man asked most certainly that if that is correct then why, why were the women made to be so stupid? Then the great Creator gave his final reply that they were made that way so that the females would like the men too.

Ha, Ha, Ha........... :lmao: ............. :lmao:
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I like people who can laugh at their own jokes! :lmao:
Was this an attempt to lure the female votes? :shrug:
 
Toxick

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JPC said:
Then the great Creator gave his final reply that they were made that way so that the females would like the men too.
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'Minds me of another one I heard where God was talking to Adam, and he mentioned that He had good news and bad news.


"The good news", says God, "is that I'm giving you more brains than any other animal, and a bigger sex drive than any other animal"

"Wow...", says Adam, "But what's the bad news?"

"I'm only giving you enough blood to operate one at a time", answers God.
 
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Toxick said:
'Minds me of another one I heard where God was talking to Adam, and he mentioned that He had good news and bad news.


"The good news", says God, "is that I'm giving you more brains than any other animal, and a bigger sex drive than any other animal"

"Wow...", says Adam, "But what's the bad news?"

"I'm only giving you enough blood to operate one at a time", answers God.
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:buttkick: Well I see the similarity in jokes. They both seem sad and funny and too true.

Very funny, :lmao: ..... :killingme ..... :jameo: ....Ha, Ha, Ha....
 
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willie said:
I'm still trying to figure out what 'Caucasion' is.
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:bigwhoop: It means a caucasian with an attitude problem as is caucazoid.

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Remember that God devided the languages at the tower of Babel, as in baby. :howdy:
 
MMDad

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JPC said:
:bigwhoop: It means a caucasian with an attitude problem as is caucazoid.

:lmao: ----------------------- :killingme

Remember that God devided the languages at the tower of Babel, as in baby. :howdy:
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What is that supposed to mean? :confused: Are you inventing etymology now?
 
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MMDad said:
What is that supposed to mean? :confused: Are you inventing etymology now?
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:popcorn: Actually the word "baby" comes from the word "Babel" as in tower of Babel.

It is because the baby can not talk and so its words were called babling and thus the name baby comes from that. I heard that from a T.V. preacher one time and never forgot that.

:coffee: --------------------- :popcorn:
 
2ndAmendment

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JPC said:
:popcorn: Actually the word "baby" comes from the word "Babel" as in tower of Babel. It is because the baby can not talk and so its words were called babling and thus the name baby comes from that. I heard that from a T.V. preacher one time and never forgot that. :coffee: --------------------- :popcorn:
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<p>No. It does not. Creative etymology, or as I prefer to term it, lying.
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<p>&nbsp; Main Entry: <b><sup>1</sup>ba·by</b> <a href="javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?baby0001.wav=baby')">
<img src="http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif" border="0" height="11" width="16" /></a>
<br /> Pronunciation: <tt>'bA-bE</tt>
<br /> Function: <i>noun</i>
<br /> Inflected Form(s): <i>plural</i> <b>babies</b>
<br /> Etymology: Middle English, from <i>babe</i>
<br /> <b>1 a </b>(1) <b>:</b> an extremely young child; <i>especially</i> <b>: <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/infant"><font size="-1">INFANT</font></a></b> (2) <b>:</b> an extremely young animal <b>b</b> <b>:</b> the youngest of a group
<br /><b>2 a</b> <b>:</b> one that is like a baby (as in behavior) <b>b</b> <b>:</b> something that is one's special responsibility, achievement, or interest
<br /><b>3</b> <i>slang</i> <b>a</b> <b>: <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/girl"><font size="-1">GIRL</font></a>, <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/woman"><font size="-1">WOMAN</font></a></b> -- often used in address <b>b</b> <b>: <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/boy"><font size="-1">BOY</font></a>, <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/man"><font size="-1">MAN</font></a></b> -- often used in address
<br /><b>4</b> <b>: <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/person"><font size="-1">PERSON</font></a>, <a href="http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/thing"><font size="-1">THING</font></a></b> &lt;is one tough <i>baby</i>&gt;
<br />- <b>ba·by·hood</b> <a href="javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?baby0002.wav=babyhood')">
<img src="http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif" border="0" height="11" width="16" /></a> /<tt>-bE-"hud</tt>/ <i>noun</i>
<br />- <b>ba·by·ish</b> <a href="javascript:popWin('/cgi-bin/audio.pl?baby0003.wav=babyish')">
<img src="http://www.m-w.com/images/audio.gif" border="0" height="11" width="16" /></a> /<tt>-ish</tt>/ <i>adjective</i>
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MMDad

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JPC said:
:popcorn: Actually the word "baby" comes from the word "Babel" as in tower of Babel.

It is because the baby can not talk and so its words were called babling and thus the name baby comes from that. I heard that from a T.V. preacher one time and never forgot that.

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Have you ever thought about looking at the etymology before giving a lesson? There are these things in the library called books, and some of those are dictionaries. First look up the word "etymology", then the word "baby". Sometimes T.V. preachers make things up, ands some people believe it.
 
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JPC said:
:popcorn: Actually the word "baby" comes from the word "Babel" as in tower of Babel.

It is because the baby can not talk and so its words were called babling and thus the name baby comes from that. I heard that from a T.V. preacher one time and never forgot that.

:coffee: --------------------- :popcorn:
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:bigwhoop: I stand by the above post. It was correct, and it still is.

:razz: ------------------------------ :howdy:
 
donbarzini

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You know, everytime I see another post by this moron, I am sooooooo

frustrated at our inability to use the "F" word on these forums.
 
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willie said:
I'm still trying to figure out what 'Caucasion' is.
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:smack: It comes from the "Caucus" mountain range that separates Europe from Asia. Caucasian is another term for white people.

I regretted the answer I posted earlier so this one is more accurate.

Peace, :howdy:
 
SAHRAB

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JPC said:
:smack: It comes from the "Caucus" mountain range that separates Europe from Asia. Caucasian is another term for white people.

I regretted the answer I posted earlier so this one is more accurate.

Peace, :howdy:
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WE all REGRET any posts of yours
 
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Crabby Old Lady said:
I like people who can laugh at their own jokes! :lmao:
Was this an attempt to lure the female votes? :shrug:
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:coffee: The joke is not to try and lure votes. My campaign is in 29B and not here on the SOMD forum. The joke is just funny and I do not like things getting too much not funny so it was an attempt to perk up the Board.

:coffee: ------------------------- :howdy:
 
2ndAmendment

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JPC said:
:coffee: The joke is not to try and lure votes. My campaign is in 29B and not here on the SOMD forum. The joke is just funny and I do not like things getting too much not funny so it was an attempt to perk up the Board.

:coffee: ------------------------- :howdy:
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You could really perk up the board by never posting again.
 
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