SAHRAB
This is fun right?
Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died.<br />
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1st women: I froze to death.<br />
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2nd women: How horrible<br />
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1st women: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<br />
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2nd women: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<br />
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1st women: So what happened?<br />
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2nd women: I was so sure there was another women there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking, I ran up into the attic and searched, down into the basement, then went through the closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<br />
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1st women: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.<br />
<br />
1st women: I froze to death.<br />
<br />
2nd women: How horrible<br />
<br />
1st women: It wasn't so bad, after I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?<br />
<br />
2nd women: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act, but instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.<br />
<br />
1st women: So what happened?<br />
<br />
2nd women: I was so sure there was another women there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking, I ran up into the attic and searched, down into the basement, then went through the closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.<br />
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1st women: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer.<br />
If it doesn't have pictures he is lost. 