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I remember this joke off of some tv show..I think it was Ally McBeal or something :
There was a girl who was paralized from the waste down, and spent most of her time on the beach where she would watch the waves rolling in and out...one day a man who is walking along the beach sees this pretty young girl in a wheelchair. The girl was crying so he walked up to her and asked "Why are you crying?" and the girl responded... "I have never been kissed...." So very carefully he leans over and kisses her gently on the lips. "There" said the man "Now you have been kissed." The girl thanked the man as he left her and continued walking down the beach...a little later, the man walks back and still sees the girl crying...again he goes up to her. "Whats wrong, why are you still crying?" The girl states " I have never had sex before...and I really want to screw." The man picks her up carefully, walks her into the water and tosses her in and shouts "Now you are screwed!"
There was a girl who was paralized from the waste down, and spent most of her time on the beach where she would watch the waves rolling in and out...one day a man who is walking along the beach sees this pretty young girl in a wheelchair. The girl was crying so he walked up to her and asked "Why are you crying?" and the girl responded... "I have never been kissed...." So very carefully he leans over and kisses her gently on the lips. "There" said the man "Now you have been kissed." The girl thanked the man as he left her and continued walking down the beach...a little later, the man walks back and still sees the girl crying...again he goes up to her. "Whats wrong, why are you still crying?" The girl states " I have never had sex before...and I really want to screw." The man picks her up carefully, walks her into the water and tosses her in and shouts "Now you are screwed!"
