A funny..

[Christy]

So, on our big exciting Friday night, we're playing hangman with my daughter at my friends house. Stevo keeps getting all the answers, so my friend told her she had a good one for her to use, so she whispered it in her ear. The daughter puts it out as three words, so the argument commences that it is only two words. So my friend does it first, and the phrase was "sanitary napkins" my daughter does hers and it was "Santa tearing napkins". I laughed so hard my face STILL hurts.

 

[bubble_gum_yum]

So, on our big exciting Friday night, we're playing hangman with my daughter at my friends house. Stevo keeps getting all the answers, so my friend told her she had a good one for her to use, so she whispered it in her ear. The daughter puts it out as three words, so the argument commences that it is only two words. So my friend does it first, and the phrase was "sanitary napkins" my daughter does hers and it was "Santa tearing napkins". I laughed so hard my face STILL hurts.

Too Funny!

 

[vraiblonde]

 

[RoseRed]

Funny!

 

[morganj614]

cute funny

 

[virgovictoria]

And thank your daughter for giving us something amusing to read this morning!

 

[MillyGrear]

So, on our big exciting Friday night, we're playing hangman with my daughter at my friends house. Stevo keeps getting all the answers, so my friend told her she had a good one for her to use, so she whispered it in her ear. The daughter puts it out as three words, so the argument commences that it is only two words. So my friend does it first, and the phrase was "sanitary napkins" my daughter does hers and it was "Santa tearing napkins". I laughed so hard my face STILL hurts.

How funny! The things that only kids do like this are priceless gems! I love reading clips like this in magazines - usually called Kids Say the Darndest things or something like that Thanks for sharing Christy! That is too funny! I like your Avitar too! It appears as though you have a wonderful, refreshing sense of humor.

 

[FromTexas]

 

[Nickel]

So, on our big exciting Friday night, we're playing hangman with my daughter at my friends house. Stevo keeps getting all the answers, so my friend told her she had a good one for her to use, so she whispered it in her ear. The daughter puts it out as three words, so the argument commences that it is only two words. So my friend does it first, and the phrase was "sanitary napkins" my daughter does hers and it was "Santa tearing napkins". I laughed so hard my face STILL hurts.

Well, did he guess either of them?

 

[Christy]

Well, did he guess either of them?

Both.

 

[Penn]

Funny you mention "napkins"



Subject: GOOD NAPKINS!


My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.

I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"



My niece sent me this joke last week.

 

[ocean733]

Subject: GOOD NAPKINS!


My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.

I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"



My niece sent me this joke last week.

 

[teverheart2002]

 

[mAlice]

Like I haven't laughed enough today!

 

[ShyGirl]

Subject: GOOD NAPKINS!


My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.

I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"



My niece sent me this joke last week.

I think it's a Jay Leno joke.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

Subject: GOOD NAPKINS!


My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first
mistake).

One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen?

Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months....It's Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner.
Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling.

Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top.

I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, my response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter.

"But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!!"



My niece sent me this joke last week.

Made me laugh so hard I nearly needed one to keep from peeing myself

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

I don't get it. Whats so funny. The two phrases were not even spelled the same