A good looking girl walked by

[limblips]

I said to my wife, "I'll bet you wish you had legs like that." She started crying so I wheeled her back to the car.

 

[stgislander]

Dayum!!!

 

[Kyle]

That's the kind of love that makes a marriage last!

 

[Bonehead]

That just doesn't strike me as funny at all in any way.