A little comedy to break the war mood

[SmallTown]

"The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Geraldo Rivera to leave Iraq. It should also be noted that the only three other people that the U.S. military has asked to leave Iraq are Saddam Hussein and his two sons." —Jon Stewart

"The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, then he's alive, then dead, then alive. It's just confusing. Today they showed videotape, and Saddam was speaking at his own funeral." —David Letterman

"White House Press Secretary Ari Fleischer said that while President Bush is monitoring the situation in Iraq, he is leaving the day-to-day decision making to the military experts. First they kick Geraldo out, then we rescued that female soldier, now we find out Bush isn't making the decisions. No wonder the stock market went up today." —Jay Leno

"Today Vice President Dick Cheney walked into the Oval Office and said, 'You want to run things for a while?' And Bush said, 'Sure.' And then Cheney went, 'April Fool!'" —Jay Leno

"I watched people complaining that the war is taking too long, we should have won this already. It's a week. That's what I love about our country, 'American Idol' can take ten weeks to pick a bad singer, but the war..." —Jay Leno

 

[Kain99]

Originally posted by SmallTown
"I watched people complaining that the war is taking too long, we should have won this already. It's a week. That's what I love about our country, 'American Idol' can take ten weeks to pick a bad singer, but the war..." —Jay Leno

That's funny as all get out but..... the other jokes ???? stunk!