A bear walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve bears in here."
The bear had had a rough day and being denied a beer made him very angry. "Damnit!" he said, pounding the bar, "I want a beer right now!"
"Too bad," replied the bartender, "We don't serve bears in here, not even grouchy bears."
"ROAR! If you don't give me a beer," cried the bear, pointing at a drunken woman at the end of the bar, "I'm going to eat that woman!"
"Do what you must," said the bartender, "We still don't serve bears in here."
So the bear ran down to the end of the bar, snatched the woman off her barstool and gobbled her in three bites. "There!" snorted the bear, "What do you think of that? Now give me my beer!"
"Ha," sniffed the bartender, "I told you, we don't serve bears in here and we DEFINITELY don't serve bears on drugs."
"What? Drugs?" cried the bear, "I'm not on drugs!"
"Oh yes you are," replied the bartender, "That was a bar b!tch you ate."
The bear had had a rough day and being denied a beer made him very angry. "Damnit!" he said, pounding the bar, "I want a beer right now!"
"Too bad," replied the bartender, "We don't serve bears in here, not even grouchy bears."
"ROAR! If you don't give me a beer," cried the bear, pointing at a drunken woman at the end of the bar, "I'm going to eat that woman!"
"Do what you must," said the bartender, "We still don't serve bears in here."
So the bear ran down to the end of the bar, snatched the woman off her barstool and gobbled her in three bites. "There!" snorted the bear, "What do you think of that? Now give me my beer!"
"Ha," sniffed the bartender, "I told you, we don't serve bears in here and we DEFINITELY don't serve bears on drugs."
"What? Drugs?" cried the bear, "I'm not on drugs!"
"Oh yes you are," replied the bartender, "That was a bar b!tch you ate."
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