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>Little Johnny and Susie are only ten years old, but they're sure they're in love and decided they wanted to get married.
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>Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and said, "Mr. Jones, me and Susie love each other and I would like to ask you for her hand in marriage."
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>Thinking this was the cutest thing he'd ever heard, Mr. Jones replied, "Well, Johnny, you are only ten years old. Where will the two of you live?"
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>Without hesitation, Johnny replied, "In Susie's room, of course. It's much larger than mine and we can both fit all our stuff in there very nicely."
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>"Ok then, Johnny," a grinning Mr. Jones said, "how will the two of you live? You aren't old enough to get a job yet and you'll need to support Susie." Again, Johnny quickly replied, "We have our allowances.
>Susie makes five dollar! s a week and I make ten. That's about sixty dollars a month, so that should do us just fine."
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>By this time, Mr. Jones realized that Johnny had put a great deal of thought into his proposal. So, he thought for a moment, trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't know how to answer.
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>After another moment, Mr. Jones said, "Johnny, it seems like you have everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should happen to have little ones of your own?"
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>Shrugging his shoulders, Johnny replied, "Well, Mr.
>Jones, we've been lucky so far.."
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>Little Johnny bravely approached Susie's father and said, "Mr. Jones, me and Susie love each other and I would like to ask you for her hand in marriage."
>
>Thinking this was the cutest thing he'd ever heard, Mr. Jones replied, "Well, Johnny, you are only ten years old. Where will the two of you live?"
>
>Without hesitation, Johnny replied, "In Susie's room, of course. It's much larger than mine and we can both fit all our stuff in there very nicely."
>
>"Ok then, Johnny," a grinning Mr. Jones said, "how will the two of you live? You aren't old enough to get a job yet and you'll need to support Susie." Again, Johnny quickly replied, "We have our allowances.
>Susie makes five dollar! s a week and I make ten. That's about sixty dollars a month, so that should do us just fine."
>
>By this time, Mr. Jones realized that Johnny had put a great deal of thought into his proposal. So, he thought for a moment, trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't know how to answer.
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>After another moment, Mr. Jones said, "Johnny, it seems like you have everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should happen to have little ones of your own?"
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>Shrugging his shoulders, Johnny replied, "Well, Mr.
>Jones, we've been lucky so far.."
