A Male Fairy Tale

nomoney

nomoney

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and boned skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was effin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
 
Toxick

Toxick

Splat
nomoney said:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and boned skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was effin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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:sniff:


That was beautiful.
 
This_person

This_person

Well-Known Member
nomoney said:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and boned skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was effin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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Where was this story when I was growing up, so I knew what to expect?
:tantrum
 
Baja28

Baja28

Obama destroyed America
nomoney said:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and boned skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was effin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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Awww... you said "titted". :yikes:

Que Steed.
 
nhboy

nhboy

Ubi bene ibi patria
The title caused me to think for a moment that this was about Gilligan but it doesn't fit as he got cuckolded and divorced and things like that.
 
Gilligan

Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
nhboy said:
The title caused me to think for a moment that this was about Gilligan but it doesn't fit as he got cuckolded and divorced and things like that.
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:howdy: Glad to see that my piece of real estate in that empty head of yours is still....mine.


:coffee:
 
Vince

Vince

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nomoney said:
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The Princess said, "NO!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and boned skinny big titted broads and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to nudie bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer and Captain Morgan and never heard #####ing and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was effin cool as hell and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up ..... The end
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That was a great story. :yay:
 
garyt27

garyt27

INAFJ
Thats friggin' wierd.
I did not get the same responses when I posted this tale awhile ago.
Stuff was said about dieing bitter and early. Things of that nature.:tap:
huh...
 
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