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A Man, A Woman and a Bottle of Wine
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He
calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying
this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a
note over to the man.
Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back
to her.
His note read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
BMW 850, and a Volvo in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars
in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his regular
table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting all alone at a nearby table. He
calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her, knowing that, if she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly brings it over to the woman, saying
this is from the gentleman over there. She looks at the wine and sends a
note over to the man.
Her note reads: For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a BMW in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and seven inches in your pants." The man, after reading her note, chuckles, and sends a note of his own back
to her.
His note read: "Just so you know, I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
BMW 850, and a Volvo in my garage. I have over twenty-five million dollars
in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you, would I cut
three inches off. JUST SEND THE BOTTLE BACK."
