GopherM
Darwin was right
and tells the druggist he wants to buy 10 large jars of Vaseline.
The druggist says, "Wow that is a lot of Vaseline. I don't want to sound nosey, but why do you need so much."
The man replies that it is so that it will be easier for him and his wife to have sex.
The druggist remarks how nice it must be to be newly weds.
The man replies, "As a matter of fact we have been married for just over 12 years."
The druggist is confused and says, "I'm sorry, I don't mean to get too personal, but you mean after all these years, you still need Vaseline for sex."
The man replies, "Absolutely. When we want to have sex, we smear it all over the bedroom door knob so the kids can't get in."
The druggist says, "Wow that is a lot of Vaseline. I don't want to sound nosey, but why do you need so much."
The man replies that it is so that it will be easier for him and his wife to have sex.
The druggist remarks how nice it must be to be newly weds.
The man replies, "As a matter of fact we have been married for just over 12 years."
The druggist is confused and says, "I'm sorry, I don't mean to get too personal, but you mean after all these years, you still need Vaseline for sex."
The man replies, "Absolutely. When we want to have sex, we smear it all over the bedroom door knob so the kids can't get in."
