A man's dream!
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fttrsbeerwench
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Nicole_in_somd
How you like me now?
bdh802 said:
Oh yea....there is nothing like those hot sexy uniforms
fttrsbeerwench
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The Good Wife's Guide 2006
*Toss him a cold one once you notice he's been sitting on the couch sometime after he comes home. If he rubs his stomach and grumbles, toss him the Yellow Pages.
* Be prepared. It may actually take 15 minutes this time.
* Be a little gay for him. This is pretty self-explanatory.
* Clear away the clutter. Make sure the pool boy hasn't left his hose out and take the trash out to the can. Lord knows he won't look there.
* Gather up the divorce papers and tuck them away in your "Escape Plan" hiding place.
* On the coole rmonths of the year, footie pajamas will assure you won't have to "do the deed" without some level of foreplay. If it's hot outside, feign a headache and make yourself scarce.
* Prepare the children. Offer them a reminder to to keep it on the DL and if they are his, a few light slaps should give them that rosy glow and still tongue.
* Be happy to see him, especially if it's close to your bed time and it won't last too long.
* Greet him with your best smile and show sincerity in your desire to pacify him.
* Listen to him. You may be tempted to speak up, but in the long run, it's just not worth the hassle.
* Never cpmplain that he comes home late or eats out or finds some other form of entertainment outside the home... Just document it.
* Your goal, is to make your home a place of peace and order. Once he's gone you can recharge your battteries and and relax.
*Make him comfortable. Slip him a mickey and everyone should get a good nights rest.
* Arrange the rug so that when the cyanide finally takes its toll. He and his shoes will be easier to roll up.
* Don't bother asking about his whereabouts, even if he stays up all night. The private investigator will fill you in soon enough.
* A good wife knows her place, and if he ever figures that out he may have a chance, until then, stick with the plan.
*Toss him a cold one once you notice he's been sitting on the couch sometime after he comes home. If he rubs his stomach and grumbles, toss him the Yellow Pages.
* Be prepared. It may actually take 15 minutes this time.
* Be a little gay for him. This is pretty self-explanatory.
* Clear away the clutter. Make sure the pool boy hasn't left his hose out and take the trash out to the can. Lord knows he won't look there.
* Gather up the divorce papers and tuck them away in your "Escape Plan" hiding place.
* On the coole rmonths of the year, footie pajamas will assure you won't have to "do the deed" without some level of foreplay. If it's hot outside, feign a headache and make yourself scarce.
* Prepare the children. Offer them a reminder to to keep it on the DL and if they are his, a few light slaps should give them that rosy glow and still tongue.
* Be happy to see him, especially if it's close to your bed time and it won't last too long.
* Greet him with your best smile and show sincerity in your desire to pacify him.
* Listen to him. You may be tempted to speak up, but in the long run, it's just not worth the hassle.
* Never cpmplain that he comes home late or eats out or finds some other form of entertainment outside the home... Just document it.
* Your goal, is to make your home a place of peace and order. Once he's gone you can recharge your battteries and and relax.
*Make him comfortable. Slip him a mickey and everyone should get a good nights rest.
* Arrange the rug so that when the cyanide finally takes its toll. He and his shoes will be easier to roll up.
* Don't bother asking about his whereabouts, even if he stays up all night. The private investigator will fill you in soon enough.
* A good wife knows her place, and if he ever figures that out he may have a chance, until then, stick with the plan.
bdh802
Bob
fttrsbeerwench said:The Good Wife's Guide 2006
*Toss him a cold one once you notice he's been sitting on the couch sometime after he comes home. If he rubs his stomach and grumbles, toss him the Yellow Pages.
* Be prepared. It may actually take 15 minutes this time.
* Be a little gay for him. This is pretty self-explanatory.
* Clear away the clutter. Make sure the pool boy hasn't left his hose out and take the trash out to the can. Lord knows he won't look there.
* Gather up the divorce papers and tuck them away in your "Escape Plan" hiding place.
* On the coole rmonths of the year, footie pajamas will assure you won't have to "do the deed" without some level of foreplay. If it's hot outside, feign a headache and make yourself scarce.
* Prepare the children. Offer them a reminder to to keep it on the DL and if they are his, a few light slaps should give them that rosy glow and still tongue.
* Be happy to see him, especially if it's close to your bed time and it won't last too long.
* Greet him with your best smile and show sincerity in your desire to pacify him.
* Listen to him. You may be tempted to speak up, but in the long run, it's just not worth the hassle.
* Never cpmplain that he comes home late or eats out or finds some other form of entertainment outside the home... Just document it.
* Your goal, is to make your home a place of peace and order. Once he's gone you can recharge your battteries and and relax.
*Make him comfortable. Slip him a mickey and everyone should get a good nights rest.
* Arrange the rug so that when the cyanide finally takes its toll. He and his shoes will be easier to roll up.
* Don't bother asking about his whereabouts, even if he stays up all night. The private investigator will fill you in soon enough.
* A good wife knows her place, and if he ever figures that out he may have a chance, until then, stick with the plan.
I can't stop laughing!
It may take me til tomorrow to respond to this!
bdh802
Bob
Hey, my cousin wears a uniform. Take a look. Let me know if you want his #. He's really a "nice guy."Nicole_in_somd said:
http://www.laserp.com/fun_stuff/burger_king.htm
Nicole_in_somd
How you like me now?
bdh802 said:
oh yea is he single?????
