ServiceGuy
New Member
A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up,
ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read
a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her
husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts
stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
pages in my book".
ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read
a book.
As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles
special area.
He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before
returning to read his book.
The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her
husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts
stripping in front of him.
The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"
His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."
The husband says, "No, not at all."
His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?
The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the
pages in my book".