"We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." (R.Silensky)
It's especially not true since some of the monkeys only know how to press Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V.
"I fart in your general direction."
So this not the Wizard of Oz tread.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.