Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be connected to the toes I step
on today as they may be connected to the ### that I
may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100 % at work....
12 % on Monday
23 % on Tuesday
40 % on Wednesday
20 % on Thursday
5 % on Friday
And help me to remember when I'm having a really bad
day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me
off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen
change, the courage to change the things I cannot
accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those
people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be connected to the toes I step
on today as they may be connected to the ### that I
may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100 % at work....
12 % on Monday
23 % on Tuesday
40 % on Wednesday
20 % on Thursday
5 % on Friday
And help me to remember when I'm having a really bad
day, and it seems that people are trying to piss me
off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen