Taking a break from their first day of work, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney go out to a restaurant near the White House. The very attractive waitress saunters over, smiles and asks them what they would like. Dick orders the "Heart-Healthy" salad.
The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What would you like, Mr. President?"
"I'd like your special quickie", he says proudly.
The waitress is shocked and astonished.
In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House! Now I see that you are like all the other politicians and lied to us! I'm sorry I ever voted for you!"
She storms off, knocking anything and anybody out of her way.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney leans over and says, "George, here in Washington it's pronounced QUICHE."
The waitress turns to Dubya and asks him, "What would you like, Mr. President?"
"I'd like your special quickie", he says proudly.
The waitress is shocked and astonished.
In a huff, she exclaims, "I thought you were going to bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House! Now I see that you are like all the other politicians and lied to us! I'm sorry I ever voted for you!"
She storms off, knocking anything and anybody out of her way.
Bush sits there, stunned for a moment. Then Cheney leans over and says, "George, here in Washington it's pronounced QUICHE."