Toxick
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A man and a woman who had never met before, but were married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
The initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying.... "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold".
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight... let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Now get your own damned blanket".
After a moment of silence, he farted.
It was a real nasty one too!
The initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying.... "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet and to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold".
"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight... let's pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.
"Good," she replied. "Now get your own damned blanket".
After a moment of silence, he farted.
It was a real nasty one too!
