A special dad and son

[kom526]

moment occurred this morning.:tear:

My littlest guy climbed up into my lap and was hanging out with me, then it happened. He totally rips one then looks at me and starts laughing then gets down and goes about his business. When he was done with his business he walked over to me and gave me his best "wait until you smell this" look.


They grow up so fast.

 

[Baja28]

moment occurred this morning.:tear:

My littlest guy climbed up into my lap and was hanging out with me, then it happened. He totally rips one then looks at me and starts laughing then gets down and goes about his business. When he was done with his business he walked over to me and gave me his best "wait until you smell this" look.

They grow up so fast.

Just posted in a private forum...

 

[Pete]

Wait until he starts begging you for an AR-15

 

[kom526]

Wait until he starts begging you for an AR-15

That base is covered.

 

[mAlice]

Speaking of smelly...I was in Peebles last night, browsing the clearance racks, and the mexican lady nearby smelled pretty ripe. I had to find another clearance rack to browse.

 

[SoMDGirl42]

moment occurred this morning.:tear:

My littlest guy climbed up into my lap and was hanging out with me, then it happened. He totally rips one then looks at me and starts laughing then gets down and goes about his business. When he was done with his business he walked over to me and gave me his best "wait until you smell this" look.


They grow up so fast.

My 4 year old daughter is nasty! She farts all the time. Now she thinks it's funny to come right up to your face, fart and say "How do you like that?" I can't help but laugh, she sounds like a man! but it's so wrong and nasty. I've given up trying to teach that girl any manners. I think instead I'm going to bust out the video camera and just start video taping every evening in my living room. I'll compile an hour long segment of her toots and every new boyfriend she has a teenager up will have to view it as I sit back and say "How do you like that?".

 

[RareBreed]

My 5 year old just called me up at work to narrate what was happening on Monster Jam. He gave me play-by-play accounts of what the truck was doing, what the announcers were saying, and if/when it crashed. He then told me that he could see some dog poo in our backyard and that I needed to clean it up when I got home from work.

 

[SoccerMom2]

My son (4) tried to fart in my face and ended up pooping on himself. He was so upset. What is even funnier he went to walk backwards to the bathroom and fell down on his butt mushing the poop.

 

[jp2854]

My 5 year old just called me up at work to narrate what was happening on Monster Jam. He gave me play-by-play accounts of what the truck was doing, what the announcers were saying, and if/when it crashed. He then told me that he could see some dog poo in our backyard and that I needed to clean it up when I got home from work.

I think its time you give him a lesson in how to pick up dog crap so he doesn't have to tell you how you need to clean it up when you get home lol. I at that age was cleaning up after the family dog. I mean how hard could it be to get the pooper scooper scoop the poop into it and put it in a bag and put in the trash? I do that with the dog I have here at the store. I clean up after her daily.

 

[libertytyranny]

My 4 year old daughter is nasty! She farts all the time. Now she thinks it's funny to come right up to your face, fart and say "How do you like that?" I can't help but laugh, she sounds like a man! but it's so wrong and nasty. I've given up trying to teach that girl any manners. I think instead I'm going to bust out the video camera and just start video taping every evening in my living room. I'll compile an hour long segment of her toots and every new boyfriend she has a teenager up will have to view it as I sit back and say "How do you like that?".

That is just plain evil. EVIL.

 

[kom526]

Littlest guy and I both have the stomach bug. So we shared some moments today. I feel horrible and can only imagine how bad he feels. My poor little guy is hating life but he is asleep.

 

[Baja28]

My son (4) tried to fart in my face and ended up pooping on himself. He was so upset. What is even funnier he went to walk backwards to the bathroom and fell down on his butt mushing the poop.

This is my favoritest thread of all time !!!

 

[Dakota]

Littlest guy and I both have the stomach bug. So we shared some moments today. I feel horrible and can only imagine how bad he feels. My poor little guy is hating life but he is asleep.

Hope you and little mister feel better! Everyone I spoke to this weekend is either sick or has had the stomach bug within the past 1-2 weeks. I just hope our household continues to dodge the bullet.

 

[Baja28]

Littlest guy and I both have the stomach bug. So we shared some moments today. I feel horrible and can only imagine how bad he feels. My poor little guy is hating life but he is asleep.

Oh yea...get well soon. And if you don't, can I have your beer?

 

[bcp]

Speaking of smelly...I was in Peebles last night, browsing the clearance racks, and the mexican lady nearby smelled pretty ripe. I had to find another clearance rack to browse.

How did you know she was Mexican?
there are an awful lot of countries that have hispanic people in them.
Do you just assume that everyone with darker skin than you is Mexican?



Sorry, I just wanted to be on the look at me Im superior end of it for once.

 

[SamSpade]

I swear sometimes my kid can fart anytime he wants to. And he rarely farts without letting me know afterwards "I farted Daddy" and I'll say "yes Jacob, the people NEXT DOOR heard it".